* He is painstakingly dentist for dental treatment a female guest, suddenly shouted:
- Sorry ladies, but what she is elected hands on my thigh is not the first seat.

- I know, then we will both try to not hurt your hands lightly together offline.

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* I love John, you accept his disability. I tried not to see, when you put on the table leg, when he broke the foot map ... But still I'd suggest you one thing ..
.

- What Janet eh? ...

- When you kiss me, at least he must also take pipe out of mouth instead!
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* I idolized poet X, so wanted to name his dog X. Your mother is so humiliating security poet. I named the new proposal he put it, her mother did not take ..
.

- Your mother really good!
- Mom told me to do so as she downs the dog house!
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* He pleasure in what he'd last, Meri eh?
- A room before everything. Not getting married but was known to spend money at divorce.

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* An urgent he speak with you:
- Who dare say I was not a good father?! I have finished another lullaby baby to sleep until 3 am that!
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* At the restaurant, a hotel he bothered to ask the waiters:
- He explained how about a hearing aid in my soup?
- Sir! I heard him say anything unclear ..
.

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* A chemist colleagues show:
- Today my son was the first word pronounced.

- From How so?
-Natrihydratcarbonat.

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* Two people sitting in a restaurant eating expensive, ask the other person:
- Where you get the money to pay for this meal?
- My house was burned, I get the insurance money. What about you?
- My car hail damage, I would be compensation.


- Oh, how he created that hail?