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The two friends hunting together, Ear foot slipped, Boo rush to call the police:
- Help me with, you were dead I like that! He does not breathe anymore!
- British panic I can help him is, please tell me things and I will guide you to what to do. First you must make sure he was dead or not ...

Questions have not heard boo guard device. The gunfire rang out, Boo holding the phone:
- Done it, now what do I do?

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I fall in love Yoga.
Afternoon so I can lie back 2 to 3 hours, looking to a point.


- Look at that?
- TV.

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Did you talk to each other:
- Why John call his wife took a dwarf that?
- Having calculated all that!
- Calculate what?
- Until now, his wife said he could not bald.


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The company is meeting, an employee who whispered in my ear next to:
- Give yourself a piece of paper with a pen!
- He to do?
- I go toilet.

- Then write what?
- I do not want people to know.


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Two acquaintances meet:
- Hello! How are you doing this walk?
- Nothing!
- What about his wife?
- A on my wife ... If he asked her not to do, not like what, and do not know what.

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The two men share stories of love:
- This sentence, so this walk every kiss, not her eyes.
- The past, why?
- It was a great past. Lim dim her eyes, who is limp. And now one eye open and one eye closed.


- Ha? Maybe now more than ever stolen!

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