- Hello!
- Hello!
- Is John there?
- Well, I'm John.
- John is not sure?
- Well, sure, I is John here.
- Oh, John a? Peter Christ is here ... you can borrow for 20 dollars silk is not? - I? I would tell John when he return.

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A tourists to Bulgaria, he asked a girl standing in front of the station:
- She asked me to ship starts operating Sophia What time?
- I do not know, he board the train to see him.

- But I do not read in Bulgarian.

- No problem, still can not read that are going ships.


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Police stop car driven by a third tool again and asked:
- Why bother to go back with speed 28km / h? Here are the highways, such hybrid tool will interfere with other people.

- Because I see that marine center that record number 28.

- It's the name, said tools.

- Heaven! So I went through that yesterday without knowing the number 260.


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A customer to the shop and asked the staff car in which:
- The car he has promised if it will change all it was broken, cracked or deformed right?
- Yes.

- I bought a new car here, and this is the bill. The change for me or my three teeth had been broken, crooked his shoulder and cracking two ribs.


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Two doctors working long talk outside professional conferences:
- Two months ago I had committed a serious professional mistake.

- What the mistake?
- To cure a sore arm for a patient in one day, and now I know it's a millionaire.

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Officials say driving with a vain old female student:
- She should be careful, just one morning she had caused to the four cases and then scan the car there.


- World and add so much more then enough to be patented it?