* He is painstakingly dentist for dental treatment a female guest, suddenly shouted:
- Sorry ladies, but what she is elected hands on my thigh is not the first seat.

- I know, then we will both try to not hurt your hands lightly together offline.

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* I love John, you accept his disability. I tried not to see, when you put on the table leg, when he broke the foot map ... But still I'd suggest you one thing ..
.

- What Janet eh? ...

- When you kiss me, at least he must also take pipe out of mouth instead!
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* I idolized poet X, so wanted to name his dog X. Your mother is so humiliating security poet. I named the new proposal he put it, her mother did not take ..
.

- Your mother really good!
- Mom told me to do so as she downs the dog house!
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* He pleasure in what he'd last, Meri eh?
- A room before everything. Not getting married but was known to spend money at divorce.

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* An urgent he speak with you:
- Who dare say I was not a good father?! I have finished another lullaby baby to sleep until 3 am that!
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* At the restaurant, a hotel he bothered to ask the waiters:
- He explained how about a hearing aid in my soup?
- Sir! I heard him say anything unclear ..
.

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* A chemist colleagues show:
- Today my son was the first word pronounced.

- From How so?
-Natrihydratcarbonat.

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* Two people sitting in a restaurant eating expensive, ask the other person:
- Where you get the money to pay for this meal?
- My house was burned, I get the insurance money. What about you?
- My car hail damage, I would be compensation.


- Oh, how he created that hail?

The Forgotten Sands just like a version made through loudspeakers to eat according to Ubisoft's movie.

In the upcoming May 18, gamers will have the opportunity to play the next version of the series Prince of Persia - The Forgotten Sands. Contrary to the expectations of everyone, this game is not as compelling as the three previous versions of The Sands of Time Trilogy. Even, it also risks becoming a failed ê product processing.





After that, the version in The Two Thrones Prince but was not evaluated as very handsome and has his eyes a bit "rate" and "convex" but now the players would rather admire the old look better than that of the prince is to follow the adventure of a guy who knows half lean half fat prejudice in The Forgotten Sands.




Although still know the context of this version took place in mid-part 1 and part 2 - Warrior Within. However, it is not the reason that Ubisoft can vin in appearance to justify disappointing from the Emperor of The Forgotten Sands. Besides, the prince did not seem to lose its high strength, but no floating body of a young adult.


Three predecessors of the three-game series on the sands of time players have made an impression of smooth motion climbing and running of the prince. Even more movement of the long jump also made him exactly like those of a technical track and field Olympic athlete. Ubisoft Montreal has traditionally been to continuously develop in the Assassin's Creed but disappeared in this version.



Now, the acrobatic moves of the royal rock wall looks from Mother, slow and no longer maintain the pace and venture into the heyday of five years ago. Despite all the flowery words of ad makers, players still can not sympathetic to a version lacks sophisticated investors such as The Forgotten Sands.



Besides, the game's combat system is not quite what examination than the old version except that it was more criticism.
In the development history of Prince of Persia series, Ubisoft Montreal has created two bright spots in the battle system is the complex combo attack complex, diverse and features in the second assassination of mental speed (speed kill ) of section 3.



However, those details have not been further exploited in this version. Instead, manufacturers back to the prince to participate in the "fight" a fighting 50 by a combo system of poverty, lack of innovation. Advocate the development team that the number of large predators such players will be forced to move frequently to break the blockade. However, what we have been totally admire the opposite.




In any situation, Prince can still hit the cavalier "with cotton stuffed sand." Ubisoft tried to incorporate the magic using natural elements in natural systems of the game. But, how do they not show that he has long experience in developing an action adventure game 3D. In this game format, the ability to crowd control must be a top priority.

The two friends hunting together, Ear foot slipped, Boo rush to call the police:
- Help me with, you were dead I like that! He does not breathe anymore!
- British panic I can help him is, please tell me things and I will guide you to what to do. First you must make sure he was dead or not ...

Questions have not heard boo guard device. The gunfire rang out, Boo holding the phone:
- Done it, now what do I do?

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I fall in love Yoga.
Afternoon so I can lie back 2 to 3 hours, looking to a point.


- Look at that?
- TV.

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Did you talk to each other:
- Why John call his wife took a dwarf that?
- Having calculated all that!
- Calculate what?
- Until now, his wife said he could not bald.


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The company is meeting, an employee who whispered in my ear next to:
- Give yourself a piece of paper with a pen!
- He to do?
- I go toilet.

- Then write what?
- I do not want people to know.


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Two acquaintances meet:
- Hello! How are you doing this walk?
- Nothing!
- What about his wife?
- A on my wife ... If he asked her not to do, not like what, and do not know what.

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The two men share stories of love:
- This sentence, so this walk every kiss, not her eyes.
- The past, why?
- It was a great past. Lim dim her eyes, who is limp. And now one eye open and one eye closed.


- Ha? Maybe now more than ever stolen!

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New boss asks an employee to work:
- Do not drink alcohol?
- He had wine à?
- No, but in principle I have to ask.

- So, in principle, I do not drink.

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Head of the passenger terminal it said:
- He should not wait for the train to Kemi here, it's just run through without stopping first.

- Why, he changed the schedule train ?
- We have not changed, but my train drivers have to borrow $ 100.

- Hello!
- Hello!
- Is John there?
- Well, I'm John.
- John is not sure?
- Well, sure, I is John here.
- Oh, John a? Peter Christ is here ... you can borrow for 20 dollars silk is not? - I? I would tell John when he return.

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A tourists to Bulgaria, he asked a girl standing in front of the station:
- She asked me to ship starts operating Sophia What time?
- I do not know, he board the train to see him.

- But I do not read in Bulgarian.

- No problem, still can not read that are going ships.


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Police stop car driven by a third tool again and asked:
- Why bother to go back with speed 28km / h? Here are the highways, such hybrid tool will interfere with other people.

- Because I see that marine center that record number 28.

- It's the name, said tools.

- Heaven! So I went through that yesterday without knowing the number 260.


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A customer to the shop and asked the staff car in which:
- The car he has promised if it will change all it was broken, cracked or deformed right?
- Yes.

- I bought a new car here, and this is the bill. The change for me or my three teeth had been broken, crooked his shoulder and cracking two ribs.


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Two doctors working long talk outside professional conferences:
- Two months ago I had committed a serious professional mistake.

- What the mistake?
- To cure a sore arm for a patient in one day, and now I know it's a millionaire.

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Officials say driving with a vain old female student:
- She should be careful, just one morning she had caused to the four cases and then scan the car there.


- World and add so much more then enough to be patented it?

A pilot flying the plane close to the sport of Paris, he announced:
- Pilot here! Pilots here! I want to be allowed to landing.


- Or it clear where he is?
- Being in the cabs, the right seat.

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Two men talk to each other in the pub:
- You can drink alcohol or not?
- At that time no.

- Specifically how?
- When will the opening of wine I drink, I closed all the time.


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Ask a rookie officer:
- Before going into the army, he is the electrician must not?
- Report: Yes!
- So I'll assign you a task well-suited to professional: Daily, on at 23 o'clock, I'll go check the bulb in the camp was run out off yet.
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- You know they do not? Tom was expelled from the team of climbers we have already.

- Why so? Achievement of which he was well.

- Coach is a newly discovered him down the mountain at full use elevators.

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Traffic police are working to block a car on the road whisk. The driver assigned Ceiling:
- Sir, I can explain.
- Do not explain anything, please follow me to the police station.
- But I just wanted to say ...
- Do not say anything. On station and wait for the police chief.
- But ...
- But not all. Lem BEM England but again, I'll kick him into custody there.

Three hours later, police returned and told him:
- Fortunately for him today the boss is busy daughters wedding wine, surely he would be happy back there.

- He can not dream, I was the groom's wedding was there.


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Defendant's attorney asked:
- That morning what happened?
- I woke up, thinking about going to bed, then my husband put one arm holding me back and said: "Cathy, a little more to go!".
- So what? - He forgot my name is Jane à? - She screamed it.

Although not yet have any information about the iPhone Apple's 4th generation, but in China, PC "clones" were present on the market.


IPhone 4GS "made in China" is the touch screen, removable battery, metal frames, supports two SIM two standby. Its selling price is not disclosed.